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THE APE IN THE CORNER OFFICE
 

UNDERSTANDING THE WORKPLACE BEAST
IN ALL OF US

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Every new assignment, every new face, every meeting is a visit to the watering hole, and the question in the back of everybody's mind is: Am I going to get eaten alive here?

We ride through life on the beast within us.

But sooner or later, at least one or two people must have looked around the room and thought, Oh, my God, do I really work for this company?

A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal.

So you want to be a company predator?
* Pick the right prey
* Pick the right patch
* Know when to move on

Today's peacock is tomorrow's feather duster.

Animals generally don't spend twelve hours a day working for a living. They're too smart for that.

When they fight, even chimps kiss and make up.
Maybe we should too?
 


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